I made the perfect bumper sticker for all the new dads out there. It goes great with your Baby On Board bumper sticker.
That's right, it says Overprotective Dad on Board!
What it really means is that if you hit me, tailgate me, cut me off, speed past me, sideswipe me, flash your lights at me, play your music too loud around me or look at me in a way that I don't like, I'm likely to pull your ass out of your car and break your back over my knee.
Don't even think of honking at me.
Look man... I'm incredibly happy that I have a baby at home. But I'll be honest: I haven't gotten as much sleep as I probably should have, and I'm probably not acting how I'd normally act had I received my normal amount of Z's. And your despicable driving is really pissing me off.
That means I'm cranky.
I'm cranky like a baby that wants to be fed, and I'm about to eat your lunch. Cranky like a baby that needs its diaper changed, and I'm about to light a used diaper on fire and throw it into your car like it's a Molotov cocktail.
Drive carefully. Or else. Because there's an overprotective dad on board, and nothing is more precious than my children. You've been warned.
The Golden Age of x86 Gaming
1 week ago