Today we reached a milestone in our project. It took thought, skill, cunning, courage and determination. It is, by far, the single greatest accomplishment we could have done for our organization.
We moved the water cooler.
The water cooler is a central part of any organization. People can meet, chat or simply hydrate. I don't know about you, but our workers work best when hydrated. Incidentally, they work worst when told that they are stupidheads.
I would also like to take this opportunity to bring my readers' attentions to the unselfishness of the water cooler. It is here 3.42857143, always ready to give, and when it is done and out, you can just put another jug of water on it and it's ready to go again. It even produces hot water, in case the scalding water from the coffee machine doesn't float your boat. You should take some time today and go hug your local water cooler.
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