Happy Mother's Day! This post is dedicated solely to my mother, who would die of shame if she ever read my blog. Thanks for all you do, Ma!
Since the single greatest moment of my mother's life was the day I was born, I'd like to take the opportunity to explain how she came to splice her genes with my father's and create such a perfect specimen of humanity.
It all comes down to some very potent margaritas. If you knew me, you'd know how far that goes in explaining things. That's really all there is to the story. If you need more specifics to understand the rest of what happened, here is a great source of information.
So thanks again, Mom, and I hope you have a Happy Mother's Day!
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