Yesterday I received this ingenious IM detailing a great new product that could benefit millions:
Mr T says: i have developed a new tool for software developers everywhere to benefit from
Mr T says: rear view programming mirrors. they strap to your forearms while you type.
Optimus Prime says: do objects in rear view mirror appear farther away than reality?
Mr T says: yes.
Mr T says: but its not a bug; its a feature
I was still using the identity of Optimus Prime, so this IM may have been intended for the leader of the Autobots. Plus I'm no longer on speaking terms with Mr T so this came as quite a surprise. (You want some of this, T?) But after careful consideration, I came up with the following prototypes. Click on the picture for a larger, better, stronger and more satisfying image. One product is designed for the home office, and the other is for the office.
Basic Side View Mirrors
Medium Range Side View Mirrors
Each set comes with a strap. You only get one strap so you have to decide which arm needs this the most. We also have Shock Straps, for hardcore developers. Please email our Product Development Department if you need more information about these new and exciting products.
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