Recognizing how effecting moving the water cooler has shown to be, we have taken our ingenuity one step further: we have removed the partition that was blocking all three writers of this incredibly robust and life-changing blog from sharing the same cubicular space. And when I say "we," I do not mean "me."
Now the other bloggers have no escape from me. No escape... no mercy! Bwahaha!
Wayne, being the closest to me, has a fan that acts as a spitball deflector. But I've found that, by angling the straw just right, I can still hit Aaron most of the time. It's like that qBasic game Gorillas.