I'm a huge fan of soccer. In fact, I'm something of a Soccer Hooligan. It's hard being an American Soccer Hooligan, because you have no street cred, and basically no way of obtaining any. But if the USA Men's Team had actually scored a goal in Monday's matchup with the Czech Republic, I might have torched a car or two. That's how I roll.
But we didn't win, and therefore I will probably have a perpetual case of the Mondays. But let's be fair: the Czechs played well, and we played like the Women's Curling Team could have whupped us.
I can only sulk until Saturday, when the US will try to grow a pair before they play Italy.
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