Wednesday, July 12, 2006

The Tanory Tantrum Air Band

The Tanory Tantrum is recruiting members to start an Air Band and perform at local Karaoke bars. The theme for the band, including our name, what types of songs to perform, costume design and venue selection, are all to be determined.

All you need to have in order to join the Air Band is a desire to be famous, a lack of actual musical ability, and a joy for performing in public.

We are looking for people with the following air instrument skills:

Guitar
Bass
Drums
Percussion
Xylophone
Saxaphone
Trumpet
Mandolin
Accordian
Harmonica

As a professional outfit, we are also looking for air groupies as well as people to run across stage and plug in our nonexistent cables into invisible amps, fix our microphones, and take care of the lights / laser show. Background dancers should feel free to apply as well.

If you are interested, please leave a comment, or contact me directly.

4 comments:

URFager said...

I can sing and collect the money at the door. Also, can I screen the groupies??

Bobby said...

Hurrah! We've got ourselves a singer! I'm just not sure that screening is necessary... assuming alcohol will be gracing us with its presence.

Anonymous said...

Where excactly is this? (what city?) And i could do the drums....

Bobby said...

Well, I live in Baton Rouge, LA, so I was assuming we'd start here. Maybe New Orleans would be a better venue to debut our mad skillz. But I'm up for suggestions - wherever the free market decides it wants an awesome air band is where we'll be! Anonymous is on the drums, but we still have other instruments available.