This week I'm in training. The best thing about this week's training class is that our trainer is not in the room with us. He is just a voice coming through the speaker phone. Kind of like Pulse, but without the ravenous demons from another dimension.
It's like a voice in my head showing me how to do stuff, instead of the usual voice in my head telling me how great it would be if I would just finish off the ice cream already.
I think I like this remote learning concept. For starters, I don't have to wear pants when I go to training. I mean, sure, I do anyway, but if I want to come pantless tomorrow then there's nobody here that would care. Well, there are the other people in my training class, but besides them, nobody would care!
I like remote learning so much that I think I might enroll in an online university. Then it would be so much easier to skip class!
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