Last call for the patio party! If you're in town, need a place to watch LSU pound Tennessee in the rear, and want free food and drinks, come on down to the Tanory household!
Betty is fixing all kinds of tasty stuff, and I will be displaying my mad culinary skills by grilling up some burgers and sausage. We even bought Mayo for all you Mayo-lovers, even though we secretly despise you and your disgusting love of whatever mayonnaise is made out of.
A lot of our friends and family will be at the SEC Championship game, so they will not be able to attend the patio party. For these people, a second-but-less-awesome patio party will be held at a later date, at which point we will rewatch the game on Tivo and try to find them in the stands, and then tell them about all of the fun stuff that we did at the original patio party while they were off helping Georgia's economy.
Even if you can't stay the whole time, come on out and grab some food and drinks and tell Betty how much you like our new patio. Because if you don't like it or if you don't make her feel as though it's extra-spectacular, then she's going to make me do something else for her, and then I'm going to spend the next several years wondering how I'm going to pay for it. My finances are in your hands. Do the right thing.
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