Betty and I are taking a class to learn all about life after the baby is born. The topics in our class include, but are not limited to, breastfeeding, how to hold the baby, how to change diapers, and how to feed the baby with one hand and play Wii with the other.
Another interesting fact I learned is that the baby will be born via the "vagina," which is just a fancy name for the lady's Hoo-Hoo.
Tuesday's class was really just a long lecture, but Wednesday we will get to play with dolls and will practice changing diapers, suctioning snot from the baby's nose, and playing tea party. Hopefully there will be a Wii there as well so I can get in some quality practice time.
To Serve Man, with Software
2 months ago