My friend Henry is an incredible swimmer, but he's missed the past two Olympics due to a pulled groin muscle. I've never seen him swim before but I've heard great things.
So it wasn't a shock to me to see his challenge to Olympic record-holder and breaker Michael Phelps up on YouTube.
Phelps might be able to beat those snail-eating French in the pool, but beating this Louisiana native will take more than speed, agility and endurance. Phelps just might have to coerce Henry to go out to Bourbon Street and hope he gets too hammered to perform.
The Tantrum will keep you updated on Phelp's response, if he's man enough to even give one.
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