Is it just me, or does every article about Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor have the same picture of her? You know, the one that looks like this:
Couldn't they have found a better picture to use? It looks like she's lunging for prey or about to rip meat off a carcass with her mighty incisors and man-hands.
Or maybe this picture is supposed to make Ruth Bader Ginsburg think twice before starting a cat fight in the Supreme Court chambers.
Or maybe the wise Latina was explaining, in judicial terms, a process called "erotic asphyxiation in anticipation of an avian culinary dish" - or in layman's terms, "choking the chicken".
Of course, I could be wrong and this single picture could have just been what was available to newspaper reporters at the time their articles were published. For all I know, Sotomayor doesn't really like to rip a living creature's flesh off its hide using her teeth and bare hands, but that's just my best guess as to how she spends her free time.
In fact, I only know three things about Sotomayor:
1. She pissed off a bunch of firefighters in New Haven over one of her rulings, but her ruling was eventually overturned by the Supreme Court;
2. She ended a professional baseball strike and Obama claims she "saved baseball"; and
3. She's a vampire whose motto is that she "takes a bite out of crime, then drains its lifeless corpse of all its bodily fluids."
Watch out, Scalia! Sotomayor craves your human flesh!
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