Betty and I wanted to start the new year off with a smooch. Unfortunately, I had to work on New Year's day, so we ended up going to bed at 10:30. I might have gotten in a midnight groping, but everything is hazy from that night.
Since I was going to be at work, and since the LSU vs. Penn State football game was going to be on, I thought I'd show support for my team by wearing my new LSU golf pants that Santa brought me.
Don't worry, they didn't violate my company's dress code policy.
Armed with my Nerf golf attachment for the Wii, I was going to bring one of Anne's plastic balls to work and play putt-putt at the office while everyone else worked. I was only going to be at work to monitor some new code we just deployed, so I figured that I'd have a lot of downtime.
None of that really panned out, of course. Anne saw me with the Nerf golf club and went ballistic until I gave it to her, and then I didn't have anything to play golf with. But I did teach Anne the Happy Gilmore mantra: it's all in the hips.
So thanks again, Santa, for my awesome LSU golf pants! LSU might have lost to Penn State, but LSU's fans looked good doing it!
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