And by "violating the league's personal conduct policy," they mean he sexually assualted a girl in Georgia in a bar's bathroom while his bodyguards stood outside the door.
Pittsburgh fans are obviously torn by this decision. On the one hand, they want to see the guy punished; on the other hand, they don't want their team to lose. It's a conundrum.
So to help the Steeler fans through this difficult time, I'm proud to introduce my new fast food item:
The Big Ben Roethlis-Burger
Here are several slogans that we will be using to promote this delicious yet hard-on-the-stomach burger:
- The Big Ben Roethlis-Burger: When you crave a greasy experience that ends in the bathroom!
- The Big Ben Roethlis-Burger: It will "steel" your hunger... with some extra, unwanted meat!
- The Big Ben Roethlis-Burger: It will rape your taste buds!
Have a good idea for a slogan that you'd like to share with the world? Please leave a comment!