I've created a new shirt just in time for anyone who wants to propose but doesn't know how. It simply says, "Will you mais oui me?"
Hopefully she'll say, "Mais, oui!" If not, you can always use the soft cotton fibers of this shirt to wipe the tears off your face.
I made this shirt at Zazzle.com, and you can use coupon code TSHIRTS10OFF to get 10% off your order. Just don't tell them you know me, or they'll charge you an extra 15%.
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