I have a great idea for an ad campaign for any beer company that wants to sponsor the NBA playoffs. You could have a slogan that simply said:
We've Got Mad Hops!
Because, you know, beer is made with hops and basketball players call jumping "hops". If I have to explain it then it's not funny anymore.
Anyway, dearest Potential Beer Company Client, have a guy dressed as a bottle of your beer jumping on a trampoline in front of a basketball net and slamming a ball into the hoop. Show the slogan right as the slam dunk occurs. And...
Bam! Instant awesomeness!
Oh, and make sure to have a few scantily clad cheerleaders in the background. Let me know if you need help with casting.
Any marketing people hiring? Specifically, any marketing people hiring and need a guy who just sits back and thinks of crappy ideas then lets other people do the actual work? If so, drop me a line!
Hacker, Hack Thyself
4 months ago