As an IT professional I'm always looking for ways to make the customer's experience better. But to do that I have to put myself in the shoes of the customer. (Seriously, I like to steal people's shoes when they're not looking. At least my feet aren't stinking up the joint, like some people's. You know who you are.)
I like to think: What would make my life easier? And what do I hate seeing the most? Let's write code to fix it!
One thing that I hate to see when I'm using a product is any type of error. But errors are just a fact of life - especially when you maintain an existing system, you have no control over what someone wrote five years ago. As a programmer, my goal is to leave the system in better working order than how I found it.
That's why I have a new suggestion for all you programmers out there:
Think about it: instead of getting a "timed out" error when checking your Fantasy Football roster on your iPhone, what if you got a picture of a big, juicy burger that said, "BURGER ERROR!" You couldn't help but feel happy after that. You'd probably want more errors!
I thought of burger errors last night, but then did some searching and found that Burger King is going to start running ads on 404 (file not found) pages. I like it. Long live the King!
But don't limit it to burgers. Does your code have an infinite loop? Sounds like your program needs to display a donut somewhere. Does your project crash often? How about a Red Bull or an energy bar displayed, with text that says: avoid the crash, drink Red Bull!
All I'm saying is, we're in a recession yet we still have great opportunities to make money and/or just make people happy or hungry. All it takes is a little ingenuity, some management backbone to get these projects implemented, and some high resolution pictures of burgers provided by your favorite local restaurant.
Who's with me?!?
To Serve Man, with Software
4 months ago