Sunday, September 05, 2010

Funny Porn Names

One of my family members and I were thinking up funny porn names. I won't name names, but interestingly enough, the family member in question's nickname is Dick.

Here's what we came up with:

Schlong and Dance
The Blown Identity
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Missionary: Impossible
Sex Toy Story
Assatar
Nanny McPhee Returns (for more Hardcore Action)
Eat Pray Love
One Blew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
American History XXX
City of God, Oh God, Oh Yes!
The Gaytrix
The Lord of the Cockrings
The Penis
To Feel a Cockingbird

Have an idea for a funny porn name? Leave a comment!

One quick note: Betty is nice enough to upload my blog to her Facebook page, so all of my blogs make it to her profile in the form of notes. I'm sure that some of her Facebook friends don't know that these notes are not from her... which makes it all the funnier when I write a blog like this one. Sorry, B! You know I love you!

3 comments:

Bo said...

this tantrum reminded me of one of my favorite episodes of "Married With Children" where Al has a hard time at a video store choosing between "Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid" or "Mrs. Assfire" (Mrs. Doubtfire porn) - here's a synopsis:


190. 10/16/94 "DIAL B FOR VIRGIN" (907)
Wayne Kline / Amanda Bearse

Bud's community-service assignment is the one he's least suited for:
counseling virgins on the brink of temptation. Meanwhile, Al and Peg
go to the video store. [Note: a "Dutch" poster is on the wall
in the store; the following x-rated film titles are given:
Schindler's Lust, Joy Slut Club, Forrest Hump, Mrs. Assfire,
Booty and the Beast, Silence of the Loins]

Bobby said...

Got a text from my unnamed family member with more ideas:

When Harry Ate Sally
War and Piece of Ass
Bend Her
Gaydiator
Filthy Dirty Harry
Tit-Tanic
Oklahomo
Men In Back
The Bootyguard
Lust in Space
Sperms of Endearment
The Jerk-Off
Greater Balls of Fire
Ram-Beaux
The Valentine Day Massage
Lady is a Tramp

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