I just read an article about "gendercide" - which is basically when a culture (like many people in India or China) choose to abort female babies because males are more valued in those societies. The article said that when countries get to the point where there's a ridiculous ratio of men to women - like 25 to 1 - then the country just gets so full of testosterone that it eventually just wages war on another country to take its women.
But I think I've found a way to stop this from occurring in the future (other than just sending the Chinese a mail-order catalog of hot Russian women in need of husbands):
All we need is a couple thousand women to cry.
See, I also read an article about women's tears, and how they contain a chemical that makes men less aggressive. So when a country gets to its tipping point of maximum testosterone, we need drop bombs of female tears on that country, at which point the men will be subdued.
There's a lab that's also trying to study if men's tears contain any specific chemicals that cause adverse reactions in either other males or in females, but since real men don't cry, good luck with that study.
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