Today is the birthday of my wife (and muse, and baby mama), Betty!
Betty is the best little mommy ever! She does so much for us. Just take a look at some of her most recent Mom projects:
As event manager for the Tanory household, she booked tickets to Pinkalicious, got everyone's outfit coordinated for the event, and made sure that everyone was thoroughly versed in the Pinkalicious universe before the show.
As the main sponsor of the weekly Tanory NASCAR event in our driveway, Betty oversaw the racing of two high-speed automobiles. She was the pit crew in charge of maintenance of both teams' vehicles, and also was the caterer for both cars' teams.
As chief life-sciences professor at Tanory University, Betty brought our two kids into the wild to see a real life monkey in action.
Santa was sure to stop at our house, as Betty not only had a large runway installed at the top of our house for Santa's reindeer to land, but she also wrote several letters to Santa lobbying for both Anne and Peter to get lots of loot.
As arguably the most fun person in our family, Betty makes sure that we fit some fun food choices into our day in between all the fruits and veggies.
Doing fun stuff with the kids? That's Betty's specialty!
I could go on forever! So I'll just say this:
Betty, thank you for sharing your birthday with me and the kids. Thank you for sharing every day with us! We are so blessed to have you in our lives! You make every experience better - and we wouldn't have most of our experiences without you, since you make sure that we're always doing something new, fun and exciting.
You are the greatest! And we hope that we make your day today great!
We love you!
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