Monday, November 07, 2011

Justin Bieber Revises Lyrics to Baby Song for Alleged Baby Mama

Amidst the ongoing Bieber Baby saga, Justin Bieber has revised the chorus to his song Baby to go from this:

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine

to this:

It's not my baby, baby, baby, nooo
Not my baby, baby, baby, noooo
Not my baby, baby, baby, noooo
You knew you'd never be mine
I thought of these amazing lyrics while reading a story on the Huffington Post about how Bieber's accuser, Mariah Yeater, previously accused her ex-boyfriend of being the father of her child.  And I thought, wow, this girl really is in a bad place.  I mean, if Justin Bieber was going to pull someone aside after a concert and tell her he was going to bang her, it probably wouldn't be Mariah Yeater.  No offense, but seriously, any Bieber fan knows that he only bangs redheads after concerts.

OK, so maybe this isn't the most inspired blog post ever.  But you know, it could have been worse:  I could have tattooed the lyrics to Baby on my thigh, like this person!  Or maybe that would have been better. 

Hmm... I think I've just thought of a new blog post!  Now who's willing to pony up some dough for a tattoo?

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