I convinced my son to put on his PJs after his bath last night by telling him that we were going to go on a safari (with our imagination). I told him that we would see rhinos, crocodiles and hippos. But he didn't know what a hippo was, so we went to YouTube for help.
Now we know. And knowing is half the battle. Also, here is a video of a hippo projectile pooping while farting for over 20 seconds.
My son and I watched this about 20 times before Betty came in to check on us. She thought the hippo fart sound was a neighbor mowing the lawn, a chainsaw, or possibly a siren.
But after watching it 10 times with us, she now knows to stand way back from the fence when you see the hippos at the zoo.
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