Plastic surgery is ruining America. Look at what we've done to ourselves: boob jobs, face lifts, collagen implants, rhinoplasty, liposuction, rap music, pectoral implants, J-Lo butt implants - which, as an anonymous informant has discovered, is made from fat syphoned from J-Lo's butt - and all other types of atrocities! Look at your work, evil-doers! Look at what it did to Meg Ryan, for crying out loud!
Reconstructive surgery is okay, of course. Anyone who has been in a horrendous car accident or bull maiming should have all the right to restore themselves to normalcy.
But non-reconstructive plastic surgery is doing long-term damage to our country. Attractive Americans are being duped into marrying and/or mating with closet ugly people. An ugly person could have a total face replacement and the spouse won't know until the baby pops out looking like this. The indecency of it all! Our whole Social Darwinism is at stake!
Some people have had the courage to get their plastic surgery removed. It's safe to say that in some cases, it's just better to leave well enough alone. I'm talking about you, Bob the Builder!