Emoticons are those smiley faces that everyone puts in their emails and instant messages. Most people know what an emoticon looks like, but in case you're a moron, here are some examples:
smiley face = :)
sad face = :(
smiley with nose = :-)
dead smiley with nose in a pool of his own blood = :-)__...
Scientists have proven that emotions and icons are integral to emoticons. But my emotions run deep; I'm a complex carbohydrate. I can't display my true feelings with today's basic array of emoticons. I need passion! I need excitment! I need sharp, pointy fangs! In short, I need my own badass emoticon. Thus, I present:
The angry alien with fangs = }:E
I feel that my emoticon gives a more personal tone to my IMs, emails and comments. I use it for everything. The fangs are the most important part - if you leave out the fangs then you just have eyes and a unibrow. I encourage you to make your own and share it with the world. }:E