I know that most of you may not think that 6-6-06 is a lucky day, but I disagree. I'm hoping that Darwin has its way with all the cults and emos out there. We have a supply and demand issue arising with land usage, and there's no better time to clear the way than today.
So for all of you out there who believe that today is an evil day and the Day of the Beast, I encourage you to don your robes, grab your Kool-Aid and drink up!
And if all does not come to an end, our descendants will have to pick up the slack in 3006.