Thursday, October 21, 2010

Favre Fodder

There's been a lot of talk about Brett Favre lately. He had a great season with the Vikings last year, then wasn't sure if he was going to play again this year, then decided to play, then got tendinitis in his elbow, and then word got out that he allegedly sent Jenn Sterger sexual text messages and pictures of his old, grizzled dong.

Let me say that again: Brett Favre knows how to sext.

What has the world come to?

Lots of people are outraged by Favre's behavior. His wife has stated that she's turned to religion and her faith to see her through this ordeal, which can only mean that the wang in the video on Deadspin must be Favre's. I mean, she would know best, right?

But some questions remain unanswered, like: How does he have time to learn to work all of these newfangled gadgets, like phones and text messages? And was he sexting while watching tape of the Jets' defense, and is that why the Vikings lost?

If you don't know who Jenn Sterger is - ie, if you're not a male human under the age of 40 - Jenn Sterger was one of those girls at Florida State who dressed up like cowgirls wearing tight, skimpy outfits. She also posed for Maxim and for Playboy. (I've linked to the Maxim photo shoot, but you're on your own for finding the Playboy pics.)

So it's not like this is the first time that a guy has exposed himself to Jenn Sterger. Someone's probably exposing himself to her (or her picture on the Internet) right now.

So now I'd like to ask Brett Favre the question that everyone is thinking but nobody wants to say out loud:

Brett, how did you really get that tendinitis in your elbow?

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